Ashley

I'm about 16. I had wrecked a motorcycle. Had to have surgery. Along with surgery comes pain medication. Happened to wake up the day after the surgery. I'd also come down with mono.

I'm about 16. I had wrecked a motorcycle. Had to have surgery. Along with surgery comes pain medication. Happened to wake up the day after the surgery. I'd also come down with mono.

Street bike. I raced all through high school and partway through college.

Street bike. I raced all through high school and partway through college.

Street bike. I raced all through high school and partway through college.

Not drinking enough water. My throat hurts. I'm trying to get food down, taking Tylenol on top of it for a fever. It's just this whole perfect storm of things. About nine, 10 days in, I haven't pooped.

Not drinking enough water. My throat hurts. I'm trying to get food down, taking Tylenol on top of it for a fever. It's just this whole perfect storm of things. About nine, 10 days in, I haven't pooped.

Not drinking enough water. My throat hurts. I'm trying to get food down, taking Tylenol on top of it for a fever. It's just this whole perfect storm of things. About nine, 10 days in, I haven't pooped.

I'm like super duper impacted. My doctor's like, you need to put her on some stool softeners. That should help. And if that doesn't work, try a laxative. So we do that over the course of a couple of days. Finally, I'm like, I got to go. Of course, it's the day that my parents have 15 people over for Bible study. My bathroom is the guest bathroom. I managed to go in there, give birth.

I'm like super duper impacted. My doctor's like, you need to put her on some stool softeners. That should help. And if that doesn't work, try a laxative. So we do that over the course of a couple of days. Finally, I'm like, I got to go. Of course, it's the day that my parents have 15 people over for Bible study. My bathroom is the guest bathroom. I managed to go in there, give birth.

I'm like super duper impacted. My doctor's like, you need to put her on some stool softeners. That should help. And if that doesn't work, try a laxative. So we do that over the course of a couple of days. Finally, I'm like, I got to go. Of course, it's the day that my parents have 15 people over for Bible study. My bathroom is the guest bathroom. I managed to go in there, give birth.

It's essentially labor because it's hard. Two weeks worth. Oh, my God. My best friend was like, you should make a Play-Doh model so they can see. So I get this thing out. I look in the toilet and I'm like, this isn't going anywhere. Sure, sure. Try to flush it. It's not budget.

It's essentially labor because it's hard. Two weeks worth. Oh, my God. My best friend was like, you should make a Play-Doh model so they can see. So I get this thing out. I look in the toilet and I'm like, this isn't going anywhere. Sure, sure. Try to flush it. It's not budget.

It's essentially labor because it's hard. Two weeks worth. Oh, my God. My best friend was like, you should make a Play-Doh model so they can see. So I get this thing out. I look in the toilet and I'm like, this isn't going anywhere. Sure, sure. Try to flush it. It's not budget.

Now I'm like, okay, I can't go out there and ask for a plunger. I can't leave it here. People are going to want to use this bathroom. I'm looking through the cabinets going, maybe I can break it up and get it down. I find this solo cup. It's under the cabinet that I had left under there from one of my secret parties. Decide I'm going to fish this thing out.

Now I'm like, okay, I can't go out there and ask for a plunger. I can't leave it here. People are going to want to use this bathroom. I'm looking through the cabinets going, maybe I can break it up and get it down. I find this solo cup. It's under the cabinet that I had left under there from one of my secret parties. Decide I'm going to fish this thing out.

Now I'm like, okay, I can't go out there and ask for a plunger. I can't leave it here. People are going to want to use this bathroom. I'm looking through the cabinets going, maybe I can break it up and get it down. I find this solo cup. It's under the cabinet that I had left under there from one of my secret parties. Decide I'm going to fish this thing out.

It's bad enough if my parents have to see it, but if all my friends' parents from church have to see it. So I fished this thing out and I'm like, all right, well, I'm going to open the window and toss it, I guess.

It's bad enough if my parents have to see it, but if all my friends' parents from church have to see it. So I fished this thing out and I'm like, all right, well, I'm going to open the window and toss it, I guess.

It's bad enough if my parents have to see it, but if all my friends' parents from church have to see it. So I fished this thing out and I'm like, all right, well, I'm going to open the window and toss it, I guess.