Atsuko Okatsuka

He wanted me there.

I said, you already met up with him.

He said, I know, it was weird.

I need you there.

We need you there.

I need a buffer.

He's like, you're the fun one.

I was like, oh, how unfortunate.

of course i've you know what i mean like nobody in my family likes to talk yeah yeah so i was like okay i'll go but um i'm gonna need distractions yeah like if you know my japanese isn't even that good like if you're gonna make me go through with this we're gonna meet at this ninja samurai theme park that i've been wanting to go to you know so i can check a couple items off my list oh yes thank you like while i'm there yes doing this favor for y'all

I can't think of a better way to meet a man I've never met before than, you know, there are rides, there are people in character, there are scare actors that chase you around, a show that happens every hour.

I said, this is perfect.

We will never have to talk.

Yes.

Was it fun?

It's incredible.

It's like Edo period themed.

So it's like Shogun, the TV show.

Oh, OK.

Yeah.

It was a theme park.