Aya

Any Subway fans in here?

Okay, a couple.

I think it's overrated, but also I just think their subs suck.

I hate Subway because they managed to convince the entire world that Jared Fogle, the Subway guy, we all remember him, right?

Managed to convince the entire world that Jared Fogle, the Subway guy, lost over 250 pounds by only eating Subway and not fucking kids.

I've never fucked a kid, but I imagine it would take a lot of work, okay?

That's all I'm saying.

I don't know.

It was a dog.

It did survive the surgery.

I'm very proud.

It's one of those situations where it was just a lot of money and it was another situation with the dog.

It had what's called like a liver shunt.

So basically it only had a it didn't metabolize things very well.

So it only had like a certain lifespan.

So it was like it would probably live to maybe four years old.

It is the number one.

Number one profession for suicide rate, 100%.

It's very costly, you know, when you have things happen with your animals, like emergencies and stuff, so, like, people just can't afford it.

Yeah, yeah.