Babish

You're gonna build a pizza right now? Yeah, am I gonna not build a pizza?

You're gonna build a pizza right now? Yeah, am I gonna not build a pizza?

All right, here's my pizza. It's delicious.

All right, here's my pizza. It's delicious.

We got pancakes and syrup, triple threat, cream cheese bagel, egg avocado toast, and I'm sorry, oysters?

We got pancakes and syrup, triple threat, cream cheese bagel, egg avocado toast, and I'm sorry, oysters?

Donut delights, bite-sized donuts, mini cinnamon rolls and glaze, that sounds. Dang.

Donut delights, bite-sized donuts, mini cinnamon rolls and glaze, that sounds. Dang.

Do oysters have a lot of protein in them? What? What? What am I looking at here, dude? What is this?

Do oysters have a lot of protein in them? What? What? What am I looking at here, dude? What is this?

And the oysters are plastic.

And the oysters are plastic.

What's going on?

What's going on?

Please know that since we're a fake company, we're not bound to any food safety regulations. I'm not going to eat that. Brunchly, you've been disqualified. Fully. Good old Goldfish. The snack that's miles back. I've been having Goldfish ever since I was a kid. Absolutely, and I feel like this is one of those snacks that objectively doesn't taste very good, but I love them.

Please know that since we're a fake company, we're not bound to any food safety regulations. I'm not going to eat that. Brunchly, you've been disqualified. Fully. Good old Goldfish. The snack that's miles back. I've been having Goldfish ever since I was a kid. Absolutely, and I feel like this is one of those snacks that objectively doesn't taste very good, but I love them.

For some reason, you just .

For some reason, you just .

I used to take fruit roll-ups and fold them up into a little square and glue it to the top of my mouth and just leave it there for as long as it would last, basically.

I used to take fruit roll-ups and fold them up into a little square and glue it to the top of my mouth and just leave it there for as long as it would last, basically.