Bald Brian

speaker

659 appearances 10 recordings 1 series first heard Oct 2025 last heard 20 Jun

Bald Brian’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 10 in all, peaking in Mar 2026 with 3.

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Adam Carolla Show · Mary Lynn Rajskub + Harland Williams (Carolla Classics) · 3 May 2026 podcast

I feel like when I talk, it's in joke form.

I don't know what it is, but I don't have that – when I'm doing a story that I want to get to, if it's already long, I'm like, fuck it.

It's done.

It's not going to work, and I need to get this audience to laugh again.

I don't –

I don't want them to sit there and go, oh, Joe's writing right now, or we're listening to a fucking story.

I understand what you're saying, but I think I've built a fan base and an audience that it's not... Like, you're comparing a different style of comedy with mine.

You know what I mean?

Like, I see you go up, and I don't even think you have a thought.

I think you create the thought the minute you grab the mic.

And I'm not even trying to be funny right now, because I've seen you do that before, where you kind of just squint your eye and go...

I think I want to talk about this.

And then you rant for like 10 minutes on it.

And sometimes I just go, where the fuck did that come from?

You know what I'm getting at.

I've promised her...

One of the most incredible hoodies that I own about five of.

And every time I see her, I keep forgetting it to get it for her.

And we keep looking at each other that look like she wants to tell me, hey, you forgot to get it for me again.

And I'm looking at her like I hope she forgot that I said I was going to get it for her.

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