Bald Bryan

But take...

Take me off my Percocet.

You know how difficult that conversation is when you're like, okay, I don't want the pills now because they're just treating actual pain.

But can I take them home for later when I just – Sure.

Later.

For when the baby's crying.

Put them in a junkie bag or a doggy bag.

How about the heel of bread that's left in the basket?

How about the seeds from the bird feed outside?

That's the worst thing that's going to happen is somebody's going to have a piece of potato they don't want.

Never.

Of all the times I put people's leftovers together for them to take home.

I never robbed.

I put everything in there.

You want everything?

You're getting the three French fries that are half dipped in ketchup and soggy.

You're getting everything.

I don't know, but I think these are new times.

I think it maybe used to be embarrassing or uncool to want to get your money's worth.

But now, because of the recession, I think you can get away with saying, even if you're rich and people recognize you, I think you can still, yeah.