Bald Bryan
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They can't take him out feet first.
They can't get him.
No, I guess like the baby's shoulder can get stuck.
And like I said, there's a couple real old guys, one of them's like out in the valley, one of them's here in Glendale, who will deliver, vaginal deliver a breech baby.
But they have you in the operating room in case it goes awry so they can cut the baby out.
So they're, like, ready for disaster.
But in the old days, they would use forceps.
In fact, I have a little scar on my eyebrow because I was a forcep baby where they had to, like, yank me out a little bit.
So some doctors still do that.
But I guess because of liability and stuff, obviously people are very cesarean happy.
And you can schedule it.
I mean, instead of a doctor having to be by your side for two days and not knowing when or it being the middle of the night,
They can just say, show up at 10.30.
We'll cut the baby out.
Mine took nine minutes.
Right, yeah.
Where is that kid?
They fix him.
Yeah, for your lunch.