Bald Bryan
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So your body learns to fight the flu by them giving you the flu.
But they have that orange hair to match their orange skin because they have those horrible spray tans.
I agree with that.
So that's why they ended up in orange.
Really dark hair on an old person is really kind of creepy to me, I think.
You see the structure of it.
I will tell you that I found a gray hair on my chest.
That bothered me more than I thought it was going to.
I don't know why that bothered me more than I really did.
I saw it and I was like, oh, that's terrible.
I have had an ant problem.
In your butt?
When I was in college, there was a girl who was like, let's have sex.
And I said, absolutely.
And in college, a lot of times, outside is really the only option.
And I went to school in Texas.
And so we went outside, and we were having sex.
And she was like, my ass is on fire.
And I was like, yeah, baby.
That's right.