Bald Bryan
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Podcast Appearances
Your ass is on fire.
She goes, no, no, no.
My ass is on fire.
And then my balls started to just heat up.
We had sat on a fire ant.
So they were eating her ass and her cooch, and they had gone up to my nuts.
It was quite an event.
Running around.
I've never voluntarily.
They crawled from her ass up her cooch to my nuts.
This is horrible.
They had their marching order.
This is a horrible best man speech.
I will tell you something.
I have never voluntarily slapped myself in the nuts so many times, but I had to kill them.
What's your best, if that was, what do you think the best reaction to that is?
I mean, the only thing I can think of is, that's been in there a while.
If you said that and I was 22, I would be like, oh, okay.