Bald Bryan
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That makes complete sense to me because I don't know what any of it means at 22.
When they do vaginal ultrasounds, they actually put a condom on the wand that they use.
I got to tell you, I didn't watch the video.
That's not something that I could even.
But the British accent is what threw me.
The dude who was doing the beheading, British accent.
And I will tell you, I went to Guantanamo to perform for the troops.
And so they went out of their way to show us how well these people were being treated.
In the cells, there were PlayStations, dudes eating Cheetos, drinking Pepsi.
Really?
And I asked the guy.
Leaving the bags open.
I said, why?
But I asked him, I go, why PlayStation?
And the guy told me, you know, we found when we let them play PlayStation, they stopped throwing feces at us.
And I was like, all right, good note.
But when we're taking care to make sure we β because we're being watched by everybody, right?
Who's watching these fuckers?
And that's the thing.