Bald Bryan

I couldn't get out of bed for 24 hours.

I was on narcotics.

I, for the first time, really got why people are for natural childbirth.

Then you want a doctor, a scalpel, you want your legs numb.

Right, you're in the fucking bathtub.

Right.

No, that's true.

I mean, I think I was a little part of me when they told me I was going to have to have a C-section because it was breech.

I was kind of like, oh, good, because the vaginal delivery seems so scary and unpredictable.

And I'm sure parts of that are highly, highly unpleasant.

But but but but I mean, I still a month later, like rolling over is hard.

You know, they they cut your abs right in half.

Yeah.

But I will say, so they cut him out.

That took nine minutes from the first cut to removing him.

And then they, you know, they show him to you for a second, but they still have to stitch you.

Right.

And that takes about half an hour.

So my husband went with the baby and they, you know, they wash him, they check him out and stuff.

And then they stitched...