Becca Bastos

january january 7th he said the wrong date first that's how i played off you mean the six yeah yeah uh yeah so so he's actually uh the son of a historical figure if you really think about it right right even a criminal probably he's like but she didn't go in like she didn't do it she was just like protesting outside i was like not okay okay not even one of the cool ones

She half-assed January 6th?

See what parts work.

My friends used to say I was always on.

Not anymore, thank God, but it used to be like very much like that.

And I was like, what am I doing?

I felt like I was a monkey every time I did.

But we can also be normal, which is nice.

Yeah, I don't feel like exhausted or like drained when we... Just some funny ladies.

I'm really embarrassed to say not much.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh, God.

Okay, see, now I have a whole explanation.

I'll tell you later.

Okay, we actually do want the explanation.

I was gonna say double chocolate chip frappuccino.

Why?

I haven't gotten that since sixth grade.

Okay, going back, I would like an iced vanilla latte with oat milk, please.