Ben Johnson
speaker
34 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Jun 2026
last heard 16 Jun
Ben Johnson’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Appearances
Yes.
Take a listen.
I saw the end of the world in the US and it's called Bucky's.
They say it's a gas station, but that's a lie.
A gas station has a sad sandwich and a coffee machine that never works.
This place has 120 pumps.
120.
Why?
Are you refueling the US Air Force?
Are you preparing for an alien invasion?
That's terrifying.
And the mascot is a beaver in a baseball cap.
I saw grown men taking photos with a statue of a rodent.
In France, we have revolutions.
In the US, you bow down to a squirrel on steroids.
And inside, the aggression.
A man with a knife screaming, fresh brisket on the board.
Sir, calm down.
I just want sparkling water.
Don't kill me.
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