Ben Johnson

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34 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Jun 2026 last heard 16 Jun

Ben Johnson’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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But I have a problem.

I wanted to hate it.

I wanted to be the superior Frenchman snob.

But then I ate the beaver nuggets.

I don't know what is in them.

I think it's sugar, butter, and pure methamphetamine.

I ate one and I had the whole bag in the parking lot like a wild animal.

And the toilets, I have to admit it, but they are nicer than my apartment.

You could eat the brisket off the floor in the bathroom.

It's cleaner than the hospital.

So I have failed.

I came to judge and I stayed for the snacks.

I don't have the hat, but in my heart, I am wearing the hat.

God bless the beaver.

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