Ben Kissel

He became so Jewish that like Billy Crystal said he treated him like his own personal rabbi.

Anytime he had problems, he would call Sammy Davis Jr.

up and he would go on about the Torah.

And he taught himself Hebrew.

He was primed for Satanism in a way.

He was primed.

We'll get there and also next week we'll talk about how I can already hear you fucking, which is the use, I'll use the slur that Anton LaVey used for all of you, occult nicks.

I've heard about, I know that you occult nicks are already kind of upset about the fact that I'm talking shit about Michael Aquino because we do know he's,

technically a good guy, which is hilarious.

He's technically a good man.

He's a way better guy than Anton LaVey.

He just happens to be way worse at everything else.

He's just super annoying.

But the people love his fucking ass.

Look at his Eddie Munster fucking ass.

You don't even know.

I'm a libertarian.

The true way of the future.

Don't make me thirsty for it.

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