Episode 669: Anton LaVey Part IV - Old Wizards Die Hard

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Marcus Parks 0:01
There's no place to escape to. This is the last podcast. On the left.
Bruno Satin 0:09
That's when the cannibalism started.
Henry Zebrowski 0:19
We'll load you up, bro. Before we begin today's episode, I want to warn you about the level of nerdiness we're about to enter into. Eddie was not ready. He was not prepared as we were talking in the preamble about the things that we wanted to bring up in today's episode. He was actually, I could kind of feel his disappointment.
Ben Kissel 0:38
But also, I mean... See, disappointment, I felt indifference.
Ed Larson 0:41
Yeah, yeah. See, I think what's good about the nerdiness in these episodes is I was able to lose my respect for both of you. And that really helps me as an employee.
Ben Kissel 0:52
It allows you to make braver choices. It happens with all of them. Congratulations. Welcome to the last podcast on the left, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Marcus Parks. I'm here with the scholarly Henry Zebrowski.
Henry Zebrowski 1:05
I'm going to end this whole show with a sort of allegorical rundown of how I'm going to apply Gandalf's entire life traveling moment, all the things he learned, to the story of Anton LaVey.
Ben Kissel 1:17
But that is at the end, so there's going to be plenty of fun until then.
Henry Zebrowski 1:21
Spoilers!
Ben Kissel 1:22
We have the man that's bringing us the fun.
Ed Larson 1:26
It's Ed Larson. That's right, man. I know what I did today. I wanted to bring up the cool. I got my George Clinton shirt on. Hell yeah. I wanted to make sure that everyone knew that at least one of us is kind of cool.
Ben Kissel 1:38
I brought it back down with my Neil Adams bat.
Henry Zebrowski 1:41
man t-shirt uh actually i think i destroy everything with my two volume set of the history of the church of satan written by michael aquino 700 pages of total correspondence mayhem 300 pages each? No, 350 pages each, and one of the books is just the appendices for the first one.
Ben Kissel 2:03
Yeah, very much a smack of copy paper.
Henry Zebrowski 2:06
Oh, yeah, this is great. Honestly, I'm really happy. You can run these at work.
Ed Larson 2:11
Yeah, it's great.
Henry Zebrowski 2:13
Your satanic sacrifice was getting laid again.
Hey!
Henry Zebrowski 2:18
She won't read it. Also, you want to see naked pictures of Susan Atkins? Who's Susan Atkins?
Ben Kissel 2:23
Susan Atkins, the Nansen girl. There's some naked pictures in here. It's awesome.
Henry Zebrowski 2:27
Oh, okay. Dude, you fucking don't know how cool shit can be once you get books. You ever hear of the internet?
Ben Kissel 2:32
No, man.
Henry Zebrowski 2:33
This is how I like to masturbate. I like to masturbate with gigantic little plate sections and appendices. Look at that. Look at these bananas. There's some hot 70s babes in this shit.
Ed Larson 2:43
Henry uses stage blood as fucking body lotion when he jerks off.
Ben Kissel 2:50
Well, we're not going to get into the nerdy just yet. We're still in the cool. We're still in the story of Sammy Davis Jr.
Oh, fuck yeah!
Ben Kissel 2:59
When we last left the story of Anton LaVey and the Church of Satan, we were right in the middle of telling the tale of how one of their most unlikely adherents, entertainer Sammy Davis Jr., became friends with Anton and the rest of the Church of Satan crew. Now, when Sammy Davis Jr. 's TV movie Poor Devil aired on NBC with obvious references to real Satanism, like Sammy's oft-repeated flashing of the devil horns.
Marcus Parks 3:21
Yeah, baby.
I love him.
Ben Kissel 3:26
The program caught the attention of the upper echelons of the Church of Satan. Diane Higarty, co-founder of the Church of Satan, some might say the entire brains behind the entirety of the Church of Satan, she said that she was flabbergasted. Henry, I like how you grabbed your book and then decided to put it back down.
Bruno Satin 3:45
It's in this book.
Henry Zebrowski 3:46
Obviously, this entire book shows that Anton LaVey, he didn't do anything.
Marcus Parks 3:51
But isn't this the other guy? Isn't this Aquino's shit? Long story, we'll get to it. Aquino wants to make him look bad. We know, we know.
Ben Kissel 3:58
Well, Diane Higarty said that she was flabbergasted when she saw a lovable, funny, harmless demon being depicted on TV by no less than Sammy Davis Jr., who, in 1974, was one of our more harmless celebrities. She was also excited because if people began seeing Satanists as something closer to Sammy Davis Jr. and further away from, say, Charles Manson, then the church could really get cooking on membership. Michael Aquino, who was still Anton LaVey's right-hand man in 1973, he surprisingly agreed.

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