Ben Kissel
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There's no time for crying. All right, we'll all once just to make, we'll get past this. Let's just listen to Ben Fold's brick. One time, just for the sake of it, we'll get through this once. I put the petty in petty cash. Shit. Also, Barry Cox believed in the concept of the lower 95. Yeah. That was a thing that he used to say all the time. What's that mean?
There's no time for crying. All right, we'll all once just to make, we'll get past this. Let's just listen to Ben Fold's brick. One time, just for the sake of it, we'll get through this once. I put the petty in petty cash. Shit. Also, Barry Cox believed in the concept of the lower 95. Yeah. That was a thing that he used to say all the time. What's that mean?
There's no time for crying. All right, we'll all once just to make, we'll get past this. Let's just listen to Ben Fold's brick. One time, just for the sake of it, we'll get through this once. I put the petty in petty cash. Shit. Also, Barry Cox believed in the concept of the lower 95. Yeah. That was a thing that he used to say all the time. What's that mean?
So he said that they were in the top 5% of humankind. The whole Cox family. The whole Cox family. Lori, Adam, Alex, all of them. They were better than everybody. They were powerful. They were hotter, more fashionable. They were better than everybody. Oh, that's why Barry only slept with them. Yes. Exactly. Why would you go out and get steak when you have hamburger at home?
So he said that they were in the top 5% of humankind. The whole Cox family. The whole Cox family. Lori, Adam, Alex, all of them. They were better than everybody. They were powerful. They were hotter, more fashionable. They were better than everybody. Oh, that's why Barry only slept with them. Yes. Exactly. Why would you go out and get steak when you have hamburger at home?
So he said that they were in the top 5% of humankind. The whole Cox family. The whole Cox family. Lori, Adam, Alex, all of them. They were better than everybody. They were powerful. They were hotter, more fashionable. They were better than everybody. Oh, that's why Barry only slept with them. Yes. Exactly. Why would you go out and get steak when you have hamburger at home?
He literally is a... But he would say that all the time. Anybody did something dumb in front of him, he would always be like, that's the lower 95 for you. That was what he'd say. And so he kind of also, this idea that there are expendables here.
He literally is a... But he would say that all the time. Anybody did something dumb in front of him, he would always be like, that's the lower 95 for you. That was what he'd say. And so he kind of also, this idea that there are expendables here.
He literally is a... But he would say that all the time. Anybody did something dumb in front of him, he would always be like, that's the lower 95 for you. That was what he'd say. And so he kind of also, this idea that there are expendables here.
The Cox's love drama and everybody around them. I also feel like I'm just going to go out and say a big old blanket statement. Mormons love drama. Yeah. Because their lives are fucking boring.
The Cox's love drama and everybody around them. I also feel like I'm just going to go out and say a big old blanket statement. Mormons love drama. Yeah. Because their lives are fucking boring.
The Cox's love drama and everybody around them. I also feel like I'm just going to go out and say a big old blanket statement. Mormons love drama. Yeah. Because their lives are fucking boring.
Yeah, just literally fucking. And these guys all would fuck, inter-fuck. The ward drama sounds so fucking exhausting and so stupid. And the way that they talk about their wards as if they were mystically placed in Rexburg. Oh, you were mystically placed in Clarkston, Idaho? Yeah. The only people that were mystically placed in Clarkson, Idaho were the fucking Robins, like literally the birds.
Yeah, just literally fucking. And these guys all would fuck, inter-fuck. The ward drama sounds so fucking exhausting and so stupid. And the way that they talk about their wards as if they were mystically placed in Rexburg. Oh, you were mystically placed in Clarkston, Idaho? Yeah. The only people that were mystically placed in Clarkson, Idaho were the fucking Robins, like literally the birds.
Yeah, just literally fucking. And these guys all would fuck, inter-fuck. The ward drama sounds so fucking exhausting and so stupid. And the way that they talk about their wards as if they were mystically placed in Rexburg. Oh, you were mystically placed in Clarkston, Idaho? Yeah. The only people that were mystically placed in Clarkson, Idaho were the fucking Robins, like literally the birds.
You are not. You just were born there. And then they're like, well, it's our ward. So we have to stay here. And so they all have to interfight and take it super seriously. And everybody's up their own fucking ass. Now, where do the Mormons stand on divorce? cannot be divorced. That's why they kill so many of their wives. That's why they kill them. It's because the stakes are so high.
You are not. You just were born there. And then they're like, well, it's our ward. So we have to stay here. And so they all have to interfight and take it super seriously. And everybody's up their own fucking ass. Now, where do the Mormons stand on divorce? cannot be divorced. That's why they kill so many of their wives. That's why they kill them. It's because the stakes are so high.
You are not. You just were born there. And then they're like, well, it's our ward. So we have to stay here. And so they all have to interfight and take it super seriously. And everybody's up their own fucking ass. Now, where do the Mormons stand on divorce? cannot be divorced. That's why they kill so many of their wives. That's why they kill them. It's because the stakes are so high.
Those are the things to remember is that that's also what's horrible is that your entire family lives in the ward. That's where your home is. It's the only thing you've ever known. The religious family that you've surrounded by, that's the only group you've ever known.
Those are the things to remember is that that's also what's horrible is that your entire family lives in the ward. That's where your home is. It's the only thing you've ever known. The religious family that you've surrounded by, that's the only group you've ever known.