Ben Schwartz
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260 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard Dec 2024
Ben Schwartz’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Loved Sonic, but I love role-playing games. I love RPGs. I don't know how much video games you guys play. Like Metal Gear Solid type stuff? Like Final Fantasy and Chrono Trigger and Legend of Zelda. Oh, boy. Like all that stuff I really like. The vagina's drying. Do you hear him? What does that sound? Give a sound effect. Okay. I've heard it before in high school.
The vagina's dry and act out. Hey, I was a Warcraft guy. You were? Yeah. So you're a PC man.
I was just sports. The craft is so intense to just jump in for two seconds.
Sim City.
Oh, do I?
That guy's finished. He's got to be done, right? He's got to be in jail somewhere. Got to be.
Yeah. It was very exciting. I remember as a kid being like, I can't believe they're cursing in a video game. We're like, he's trying to like flirt with women. Does that say wet dreams dried twice? I mean. Whoever's thinking of the titles is an absolute genius.
NBA Live was one of my favorite series of games of all time. I played every single, every year I get a new one. Yeah. And people that play 2K right now don't quite know that NBA Live was like everything when you were a kid. I don't know that. I was an NBA Jam guy, and that's where I capped it. NBA Jam's amazing, too. Yeah. Razzle dazzle. Razzle dazzle. He's heating up. Boom shakalaka.
It is all in the shoes, by the way. Did you know that? No, I did not know that. Yeah, it is all in the shoes. 100% in the shoes.
Really? They were playing like Birkenstocks. How did they last four years? It's crazy. All those old guys were playing like literally- Converse? Converse All-Stars. Crazy.
Well, you remember Jordan first shoe was like the most uncomfortable. Didn't he say you'd get blisters? Yeah, like the beginning of when they're really starting to figure out how to make basketball sneakers. Those are uncomfortable walking shoes. I know.
Three years. That's incredible. I didn't know that. Isn't that crazy? That's amazing. He served.
Ali, Elvis. Ali was gone for a bit. Yeah, those are right now, those would be considered street wear sneakers. Like you would skate in those. I wouldn't wear those because they're uncomfortable now.
Even look at the Adidas next to him, whoever's guarding him in the bulls or whatever. Those are almost these, exactly. Yeah.
Good for her. Clark Barr. You're famous for making up nicknames for WNBA players, right?
You have another one? So Clark Barr. Who else do you have from WNBA? Reese's Pieces. There you go. Angel Reese's. Yeah, Angel Reese's Pieces. Did you guys do this on the roast or no?
Oh, yeah. You have to be careful with what I used to freelance jokes for Letterman. And if they got an SNL, we can update. And if they use it, I'm no longer allowed to say it. They own it and they're allowed to keep it for three months. And if they don't use it, then I get back. But I would always have to be careful not use anything that I would want to use in a movie or whatever.
So I wonder if that's the same for you guys. If it's not your special, do you want to use it and waste it on a roast? Is that something?
Pete Horry is the best.
Oh, thanks, man. I got to work with Billy Crystal. That's awesome. The end up legend. Wow. He was incredible. And we filmed it in Long Island right where he grew up. Wow.
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