Ben Schwartz
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260 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard Dec 2024
Ben Schwartz’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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And then afterwards, I ate with Wayne Fetterman and Sarah and we were talking about Gary. It was amazing. Wayne had known him forever. Sarah had known him forever. And then I went home. I know this is probably not the right audience for this, but I went home and I lived in like a small apartment and I had a guitar and I thought, I said, this is so stupid. I can't believe I'm going to do this.
I said, okay, Gary, if you're there, I know this is stupid. I can't believe I'm saying this. You're dead. I'm even thinking, I remember even saying, I was like, why would you fucking haunt me? You have so much people that you're closer than I am. But if you're here, Like do something or make me understand that you're here. And I sat down for like 30 seconds and obviously nothing happened.
And I started cracking up so loud being like, oh my God, if he was here, that's exactly what he would fucking do. That's so funny. And then my guitar made a noise on the other side of the fucking room. No. After I laughed and was like, of course, my guitar made a noise. Nobody was there. It was just me in the apartment. Crazy. That's beyond.
And I immediately called Sarah and was like, you'll never fucking, this is insane.
Kooky. One more.
He is someone who loves comedy. The first half is always great.
He's a friend. There you go, friend.
That's so funny. Yeah, his house was never done. There you go. He always talked about how much more work he had to do to his house.
That's so funny. That is crazy.
But so, so cool. I love this is a love fest for Gary. What a cool thing. Because a lot of people probably listen to you probably don't even know about Larry Sanders. I know. I think a lot of them know.
Oh, no, we got the news while we were rolling. Yeah. Really? That was tough. Did you get it on camera? Yeah. Wow, that must be so hard.
11.
Come on. Virgo here too.
Amazing. We're really doing it. What's your favorite Norm joke?
Wait, I don't know it. This is great. Can you do it? Don't say what it's like. Just do it.
Sorry.
He's also so amazing at, like, the joke is this, and he'll just make you go here for, like, five fucking minutes. Yeah, that too. And then come back and cry. Some of my favorite stuff that he did was, like, the joke is here. He could easily say the punchline in about 20 seconds or 10 seconds. Yeah. He will take a long walk around to get to that point, and then it makes it so much funnier.
No.
You could tell he was improvising that shit, too, because he was going in weird directions.
Oh, incredible. That's also the set where he gave him a hug and told him how much he meant to him. That was an incredible moment. Yeah. That was an incredible moment. Letterman didn't give much back. If I can be so bold.
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