Ben Soffer

No calcium to fight cavities.

And I was like, well, I know I have a cavity.

Probably not a really bad one.

I can't do anything about it.

So let's just move on.

And let me tell you, it never hurt.

I just like knew it was bad because pieces were falling off.

Can't stress that enough.

Then I gave birth, and I was like, you know, I gotta take care of this tooth at some point, but it never hurt me.

Until the last couple of days, I was starting to feel a little sore.

I was like, oh, the cavity must be getting a little big.

Called up my friend, Dr. Mark Lightung, asked for a recommendation.

Went to a PARG dentist yesterday.

Walked in thinking, I'm like, all right, I'm gonna have to get my cavity.

You know, cavities are kind of a big deal.

So I was like, probably gonna have to get a shot of Novocaine.

I was gonna have to dump my breast milk, like so annoying.

Even though they say it's breastfeeding safe, like why take the chance?

So I'm preparing myself, the doctor says, this is one of the worst things I've ever seen, it's gonna be a root canal.

And I said, right now?