Benny Johnson

How about this, Glenn?

I was raised in Shueyville, Iowa.

This is a town of 412 people.

There is one gas station that's also the town bar and also the town pizzeria and also the town VHS rental shop.

That's where I grew up.

If you were to walk into that bar on a Friday night and you normally could and find a couple of old timers sitting there with their wives and they're both having a light beer, right?

And that's how they unwind on a Friday night at the gas station bar, pizzeria, video rental shop.

And if you were to walk up to that farmer and say, your wife looks like an expectant widow, what do you think would happen?

You'd probably get punched in the mouth.

I'd get my ass kicked across the street and into the soybean field.

That's what would happen in Chewyville, Iowa, where I'm from.

Probably where you're from, too, I would assume, right?

Nobody would ever... In no universe is Jimmy Kimmel's explanation of this logical.

Not with other first ladies, not with your wife, not with anyone's wife.

So on every level, this should be knocked down.

And the FCC...

is going to.

The FCC took action against ABC News in their own station yesterday.

And I want to talk through why this is different than what we could say on this program or what we could say anywhere else, because you are free to say that.

You are free.