Bert Kreischer

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2,334 appearances 2 recordings 1 series first heard Sep 2026 last heard 14 Sep

Bert Kreischer’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 2 in all, peaking in Sep 2026 with 2.

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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer · What Percent Gay Are You? | 2 Bears, 1 Cave · 14 Sep 2026 podcast

Mm-hmm. voice-verified

But I, you know, I got I didn't always have it easy with women. voice-verified

I never had it easy with women. voice-verified

And I bet if it was like socially acceptable to suck your friends' dicks and have your friends suck each other's dicks, yeah, I would have spitefully gone gay out of my resentment towards women, my fucking shit. voice-verified

Shunning, I would have shunned the female community as a whole and been like, fuck you, you don't want me. voice-verified

Like voice-verified

I don't want you either. voice-verified

And I would have just fucking sucked my friend's dicks. voice-verified

would have been, yeah. voice-verified

I would have been I would have been I would have been a closeted voice-verified

Straight man sucking dudes' dicks. voice-verified

Yeah. voice-verified

Secretly wanting to fuck women that didn't want to fuck me. voice-verified

I guarantee you there's a ton of lesbians like that. voice-verified

I guarantee you there's a ton of big looking women that were like, I wish I was more feminine looking. voice-verified

I wish I was what guys wanted. voice-verified

But it turns out I look better in a Jeep with a visor on with a with a butch chick next to me. voice-verified

And voice-verified

So I'm gonna do gay shit. voice-verified

Yeah. voice-verified

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