Bert Kreischer
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I know it's good.
Did you know it was going to be good or did you figure it out?
So you're sitting in the background and people are like, what the fuck is this shit?
And you're just sitting there going like.
My daughter went to color theory and started
It sucks when your kids get smarter than you.
And I was smarter than my daughters for like solid six years.
And then she started breaking down color theory to me.
And she's like, yeah, just what you said.
Yeah, of course you like it, Dad.
That's what the fucking McDonald's uses.
And then you're like, what?
Yeah, Starbucks.
You know, and started breaking down.
I didn't mean to interrupt.
Keep going.
I'm so bad at this.
Teachers, I'm curious.
I got written up in Rolling Stone Magazine when I was 25.
I was at Florida State and I signed a book deal.