Bert Kreischer

I've seen him, I've toured with him, another one of my heroes, but like his music still casts a spell.

I dream about Neil a lot.

Well, you'll find out this weekend.

And so I had you in my dreams.

One of my last Neil dreams, we were in a house, like a normal house, and he goes, oh, man, I want to show you something I've been working on.

I'm like, all right.

He goes, wait in the kitchen.

When I call you, come in the hallway.

So in the hallway was like a...

You know, like you used to have in a house, like you would put the attic, you could get in the attic from like pulling the thing and then the stair would come down.

Well, I came around the corner and the stair was down and the attic door was open and he dropped down like a really long pair of jeans with some shoes on it.

And he goes, I'm standing up in the house.

So it looked like his waist was like where the attic door was.

And I was like, amazing.

But I woke up and I told Camille, I was like, I was just hanging out with Neil.

He was hilarious.

And horrible.

I mean, mine aren't horrible in a way that... I mean, I've had nightmares, but they're horrible in a way they're just like...

They don't do, they're just weird.

You know what I mean?