Bert Kreischer

You need to let me know.

And I was like, and it blew me away that I was like, but wait, you're my girlfriend.

Like, I can, wait, why are you not excited to see me?

And then as you, like, as you apologize, you're like, I'm really, I didn't mean to, like, this is not in the intended, and I went back to my buddy Eddie's car, and my buddy Eddie was like, she was in the middle of putting on makeup.

Oh.

He was like, she was going somewhere.

You didn't do anything.

My buddy Eddie was like, you didn't do anything wrong.

She has plans tonight.

She doesn't want to see you.

He's like, this relationship's over.

Like, you don't know it yet, but it's over.

And I went, no way.

And then she tried to get back, like, hey...

It's just, you know, we live different lives.

I had friends, I'd play as a bunch of friends and you can't, and I was like, well, why couldn't I have gone out with you and your friends?

She's like, well, it's just, it was someone's birthday party.

It would be weird if you showed up.

And I was like, well, why couldn't you explain this to me then?

She's like, why don't I come to New York and we'll hang out?