Bert Kreischer

They don't go anywhere.

i i gotta ask you chris porter yeah i love chris porter and i love that you love chris i do and it's i feel bad because he always we've been trying to hook up and i'm just never around but can i tell you a really good chris but you know chris porter doesn't eat vegetables do you know this about him

No, I didn't.

It's real.

It's fucking real.

So this was a few years ago.

There used to be a Shabu Shabu place on Sawtelle that's not there in Misu 212.

It was great when the original guy owned it or whatever.

When I was home, I would eat there once a week or whatever.

I loved it.

And he went with me one day and I knew the girl that worked at the restaurant.

And he's like, I've never had this before.

And I was like, I was trying to help him out with how you order.

And then you would get the beef and then you'd get like a big,

you know, bowl of organic leafy greens and things that you eat with the thing.

Yeah.

And the lady came over and she goes, do you want the large vegetables or the medium?

And he goes, I don't want any vegetables.

And he goes, I don't eat vegetables.

And the waitress looked at me and she goes, is he serious?