Bert Kreischer

Really?

Then one time I sat next to Chaka Khan, but I was too scared to say hello to her.

Holy shit.

I was like, there she is.

don't know when you're constantly i mean it's hard i think for the average person to understand how much travel you would do how much travel i've done in since 1989 it's unimaginable yeah and and hey i am you'll never hear me complain about it because it's you know it's incredible that

It never escapes.

It's incredible that we're here talking.

It's that I've been allowed to make music and express myself and be a part and, again, explore the world to have...

this is how I've crawled across the cave floor, you know, to the light.

That it's still interesting at all to people is the biggest gift.

But, you know, and it's funny, man, as I move into my 60s, it's a lot, you know what I mean?

Like tour buses and planes and the gig and the, it starts to be like,

I mean, just the last eight or nine years, my wife and I have kept every boarding.

We still get the paper boarding passes.

I mean, it's crazy.

You know what I mean?

It's a huge stack.

That's kind of cool.

And that's only in the last nine years.

That's kind of cool.