Bert Kreischer

And then...

Of course.

Oh, of course.

In Miami, come on, look around.

I've got to tell the sound guy how to run his equipment.

The... And then... But...

Miami's crazier because this is how diverse Miami is.

I remember calling a black dude African American in the front row, and he was like, no, I'm Haitian.

And I was like, huh?

And then a guy was like, I'm Bajan.

And I was like, wait, what?

And I was like, guys, we're splitting hairs here.

And they're like, no, we're not.

Welcome to Miami.

And I was like, that was like 2008.

too yeah i feel very strongly about that you know when you finally finish work for the day and you just want to unplug for a bit that is me right now and just turn your brain off and put chill mode on and realize to yourself oh wait you got to drive to some random smoke shop and overpay for something behind the counter and hope it's legit

no thanks that's why i started using everything 420 app it is like amazon but for all your smoking essentials they've got legit brands that you already know like cookies dizzy packwoods cakes runs and everything is quality checked so you're never guessing the app makes it super easy also you can browse flour vapes edibles cartridges pre-rolls glass basically whatever you're looking for and it ships right to your door and yes it ships discreetly plain packaging

Nobody knows what's inside, not the mailman, not your neighbor, not Susan.

It's none of your business, Susan.

You can go screw.