Betsy
👤 Speaker
185
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II
So anyways, as you can imagine, night did not go according to plan.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II
I got way too drunk to have sex.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II
Ended up passing out.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II
Did get some action.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II
So I was happy about that.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II
But no, not the full shebang.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II
So sadly, woke up very much sober.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II
Still a virgin and with a very trashed house.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II
Okay, so all that to say, I was a very horny teenager.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II
Sex was all I could think about at this point in time.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II
So the thought of spending three weeks in India sharing hotel rooms with my family meant no chance of funny business.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II
And this was honestly devastating.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II
I was pretty active in the self-entertainment department.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II
Uh-huh.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II
Probably daily at this point in time.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II
Yeah, that's great.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II
Miss those days.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II
Fast forward to the end of the trip.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II
We're in India.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II
The trip is going great.