Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II
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What unexpected experience does the guest share about their high school trip?
Welcome. That should have been for Halloween. I never did. Okay, you can do it now. Welcome, welcome, welcome to Archer Anonymous. Today, backed by our popular demand, unexpected orgasm number two.
It's good.
These are great.
It's good. And I'm always, I will say I'm always a little apprehensive.
You're really nervous people are going to fib.
Yeah, I am. I'm nervous about fibbers and my radar's on, but I don't believe any of these to be fibs.
No. And in fact, one I'll add, We're having fun, fun, fun, fun. Three people are spraying all over the place. That's fun. And then another person, they're spray, spray, spray. And then, oh, it's not very fun.
It's not fun. And we learned something.
Yeah, it took a turn. Please enjoy Unexpected. And literally, I hope everyone gets to enjoy an unexpected orgasm. Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to Armchair Expert early and ad-free right now. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Or you can listen for free wherever you get your podcasts.
Hard times come and go. Good times take them slow.
How does the guest describe their feelings leading up to the unexpected orgasm?
Hello. Hello.
What a warm, comfy, inviting sweater you're in. Is it fall weather where you're at? It is. Nice and cozy. I'm not mad about it.
Where are you?
I am in British Columbia, friendly neighbor of the north.
Do you have a fake name that you've already picked out?
I would love for you two to come up with one for me. Dreamed of this happening.
Betsy.
Okay.
Yeah. Betsy's a very fun name for an unexpected orgasm. Like, oh, you know Betsy, right?
You know Betsy. She's unpredictable.
Okay.
Can't believe I'm about to say this story.
Oh, I'm so proud of you. Yes, I applaud this. We feel very honored.
Literally, I just told my husband this story when I submitted it. So this is the second time I'm now saying this out loud.
He had never heard it.
No, this was buried deep in the archives.
And really quick, without giving any of the story away, what was his reaction? I'm assuming he loved it.
What role does the environment play in the guest's unexpected orgasm experience?
He loved it.
Yeah. Yeah.
These are good stories for husbands. They want that.
And it should be across the board because an orgasm is a gift. Nature gave us a couple gifts, and this is one of them.
I would agree.
And if one smacks you out of nowhere, how exciting.
Okay. Okay, let's hear it. Okay, I'll get right into it. So set the scene here. This story took place about 15 years ago. I was a senior in high school at the time. My family were very adventurous travelers, and we were going on kind of one of our last big family trips before I went off to university the next year. And we were going to India for a whole month.
A month. They are adventurous.
Yeah. My parents and younger brother had left a week before me. I had to stay behind to finish exams, which I wasn't mad about because being typical 17 year old home by myself for a week, I decided this is the time I'm going to throw a massive house party. This is the night I was going to lose my virginity to this boy that I had been seeing. Oh, wow.
So much on the table. I'm approving of the second game plan. The first one, the house party. This is my big nightmare.
Really?
Yeah, I've got two kids and I've got a pretty good place to host a party and I travel.
What humorous moments arise during the guest's story?
It's coming. Frisky business. Oh, God.
So anyways, as you can imagine, night did not go according to plan. I got way too drunk to have sex. Ended up passing out. Did get some action. So I was happy about that. But no, not the full shebang. So sadly, woke up very much sober. Still a virgin and with a very trashed house. Okay, so all that to say, I was a very horny teenager. Sex was all I could think about at this point in time. So the thought of spending three weeks in India sharing hotel rooms with my family meant no chance of funny business. And this was honestly devastating. I was pretty active in the self-entertainment department. Uh-huh.
Right. And if you don't mind my asking, we're talking daily. I just want to comp it to my activity as a teenager.
Probably daily at this point in time.
Good for you.
Yeah, that's great. Miss those days. Fast forward to the end of the trip. We're in India. The trip is going great.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What unexpected experience does the guest share about their high school trip?
0:00–1:31
2
How does the guest describe their feelings leading up to the unexpected orgasm?
1:31–2:30
3
What role does the environment play in the guest's unexpected orgasm experience?
2:30–3:37
4
What humorous moments arise during the guest's story?
3:37–4:42
5
How does the guest's family react to their unexpected experience?
4:42–5:51
6
What medical condition does the guest discuss later in the episode?
5:51–7:05
7
What treatments are available for the condition mentioned by the guest?
7:05–8:37
8
How does the guest feel about their experiences by the end of the episode?
8:37–47:42