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Like, so you have...

So I don't understand what that means.

So eight goes into four.

You could not have made it worse.

Just make it so people can explain it to people.

Yeah.

Okay.

I mean, people are running away because it seems ridiculous that you could play the whole season and be one of the eight teams that goes through.

But that's just a factor of having a tournament that doesn't have enough teams in it.

You know, like if you had 32 teams in it, you divide them into two conferences.

So if you want to have a semi and a quarter and a final, you just have to let eight people go through.

A quarter and a semi and a final, you have to let eight teams go through.

I did have a semi before this conversation.

I'll never get a semi again after this conversation.

This explains my son Barry.

Bad sporting stock leads to even worse sporting stock.

See?

And it doesn't work in acting, they say, because you've got Ethan Hawke, who's an incredible actor, incredibly good looking.

You've got Uma Thurman, great actor, great looking.

Yeah.