"Don't Let Your Partner HYROX Alone"
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What happened in the boxing ring that went viral?
Is it coming off? What is happening here? It is. He's losing his hair. I've seen a lot in boxing. I've never seen something like that.
I've heard the guys taking their hat off to show respect.
What is a HYROX event and what can participants expect?
Miller's taking his hair off. Did you see that? I can't get my head around it. Like, there's so many bald boxers. I mean, why does he need to wear the piece? Like, Evander Holyfield.
And also post the piece coming off.
How did Carlos Alcaraz make history at the Aussie Open?
So this is a boxer who got an uppercut and his whole toupee flew off. But have you noticed the halo he's got currently that the toupee fits with him?
So he's obviously got a trim to go with the toupee.
What was the significance of the 45th Anniversary of the underarm ball?
He didn't mean for that toupee to come off.
Has he said anything? Nah.
What is the latest drama surrounding Pakistan and the T20 World Cup?
I think he threw the toupee into the crowd. So someone in the crowd has got that toupee. That's great. I wonder if...
Because when you start wearing a toupee, there's a point where you've got to take it off and reveal you're bald. Yeah.
I've had this conversation with you so many times.
What feedback did listeners provide in 'Yours Please'?
Yeah, and you can't trim it slowly over time for a natural balding. Yeah. Otherwise, you'd have to have a thousand toupees.
How do recent sporting events impact fan engagement?
Diminishing in size? He's painted himself into a corner with a toupee, and he's like, I'm boxing. It's going to come off at some point, but I can't.
He's ripped the Band-Aid off now, though. He can just go bald. Yeah, he can just go bald. I went for the summer buzz cut, and I've discovered, I didn't know this, and my daughter pointed it out, that I have Mickey Mouse ears. I'll show you.
Yeah, I saw this on your social. I mean, it's actually not as bad in real life. Oh, no, it is Mickey Mousey, for sure.
It's an interesting one, though, because your forehead isn't where it once was.
No, it's been moved around a couple of times. But I didn't quite realise that my hairline is now in the shape of two Mickey Mouse ears.
What are the upcoming major sports events to watch for?
Yeah. It's unusual. I've got two little harbours. Yeah. I might have to go for a – but I can't go for a rebuild because that's not even worth a rebuild.
This is the smallest rebuild we've ever been asked to do.
Correct.
What about if you just rebuild one side so you don't have the Mickey Mouse? But maybe you just embrace the Mickey Mouse. The Mickey Mouse is good. Mickey, yeah. Okay, I'll just roll with the Mickey Mouse. I'll tell you what, you know those two guys in the other biggest video that's in the world at the moment with two Australian guys? that were getting kicked out of the strip club. The guy goes to the store, throws it at the security and hits his mate. And then the Australian security guards are just cracking up.
Oh, that guy comes out the door and he is wetting his pants.
He loved it, hey? Yeah. Rightfully so too. So those guys are like, at least we've got some competition is the most watched video.
So was he supposed to be hitting the security guard with the chair but he ends up hitting his mate and the security guard just loses his life.
The security guard is just so funny. He absolutely cleans his mate up with the corner of the stool as well.
It's going to be a meme, but no one can quite work out exactly what the meme is of that guy just getting hit by a chair and going straight down.
It'll be... It's just a funny video. Also, they were kicked out of the Rippers. Like, what were they doing at the Rippers? To get thrown out.
You wake up. You've been at a strip club. You're freaking drunk. You get into an argument with the bouncer. Then, you know, this happens. You wake up the next morning, got a massive hangover and you go, oh, jeez, I threw that chair. Oh. And then you open your phone feeling all kinds of demons and then you realise you are currently the single most famous person in the entire world.
We had a massive night on Friday. Yeah. And I'm so happy that I woke up on Saturday and looked at my phone and that was not me in that video because it could have been.
Where did you wake up?
Mania's spare bed. I'll take that. How did you get put there? I don't know. I have no idea.
How many ultras did you have? 40, probably. Where did you start off? I saw that receipt. Where did you start off, Joe? um where were we the grayland firehouse luke and luke and dave from normal taps oh yeah nice nice bath yeah just popped in a bit of a trade visit yeah much food in that bill no none can you explain why i had to md up my lunchbox after picking my partner lauren up at about 8 p.m on friday night and give it to her as she attempted to vomit for the third time on the southern motorway you attempted to give it to her while she was vomiting yeah
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What happened in the boxing ring that went viral?
0:00–0:26
2
What is a HYROX event and what can participants expect?
0:26–0:38
3
How did Carlos Alcaraz make history at the Aussie Open?
0:38–0:50
4
What was the significance of the 45th Anniversary of the underarm ball?
0:50–0:54
5
What is the latest drama surrounding Pakistan and the T20 World Cup?
0:54–1:07
6
What feedback did listeners provide in 'Yours Please'?
1:07–1:14
7
How do recent sporting events impact fan engagement?
1:14–1:55
8
What are the upcoming major sports events to watch for?
1:55–47:06