Big Money Monocow

Mickey, yeah.

Okay, I'll just roll with the Mickey Mouse.

I'll tell you what, you know those two guys in the other biggest video that's in the world at the moment with two Australian guys?

that were getting kicked out of the strip club.

The guy goes to the store, throws it at the security and hits his mate.

And then the Australian security guards are just cracking up.

He loved it, hey?

Yeah.

Rightfully so too.

So those guys are like, at least we've got some competition is the most watched video.

It's going to be a meme, but no one can quite work out exactly what the meme is of that guy just getting hit by a chair and going straight down.

You wake up.

You've been at a strip club.

You're freaking drunk.

You get into an argument with the bouncer.

Then, you know, this happens.

You wake up the next morning, got a massive hangover and you go, oh, jeez, I threw that chair.

Oh.

And then you open your phone feeling all kinds of demons and then you realise you are currently the single most famous person in the entire world.

She's about the size of one of your thighs.