Big Papi

And I'm going, yeah, Joe.

Fucking thrown the hose, thrown the tin, fucking redlined the foot falcons around the back and into the house.

And when I did fucking put the hard word on her originally, I was like, bro, we can do it in the shower and that.

And she's like, oh, maybe, you know.

So I fucking run in, expect the shower to be on.

No, mate, no shower.

So I'm going, fuck, well, we must be doing it in the bed.

At the end of the day, that's what those cunts are made for, right?

Yeah.

So I runs into the fucking bedroom and, yeah, no, mate, she's trying on the new active wear that I fucking bought her.

So she's.

I fucking went in and I was like, oh, she goes, what?

I said, oh, that's disappointing.

And she's like, what the fuck, cunt?

And I'm like, nah, sorry, brah.

I said, just fucking, I thought you were stuck and you wanted me to climb on the back for a ride.

But yeah, you're just trying on your active wear.

Fucking, anyway, then she turned into the fucking dolphin.

Anyway, boys, that was a fucking letdown on me Wednesday night, but.

You know, life goes on.