Ep. 540 - Trendsetter Talkback
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What are the highlights from last week's episode?
Trendsetters! It's almost here. AlphaFest, May 30. Don't miss out. Get on to MoshTix and grab yourself a ticket before they sell out. Patreon has been pumping. Moochinator3053 hasn't slept in three weeks. He hates sleep. But you know who we don't hate, Tom, and that's our sponsors. That's right, Pooh. Let's give them a pump up. Better Beer, the official beer of the Alpha Blokes podcast. Get around it. CTC, keep your dome out of the sun with one of the many great country trucking caps. SP Tools, they've got you covered, whether it's on the worksite or in the shed.
What lessons can we learn from Uncle Poo on agriculture?
Papa Macro's healthy eating made easy. Port West workwear that is built to last, just like this community. And last but not least, Ned's. The only bookie that we have a punt with here at Alpha Blokes. Stay Ned-ly.
I just want to say from the bottom of me heart, I'd like to take this chance to apologise to absolutely nobody. The double champ does what the fuck he wants.
Safety first, stay focused. Keep pinging the cup.
Trendsetters, welcome back to another episode of the Alpha Blokes Podcast. We are here to give the everyday battler a voice and delete head noise one laugh at a time. If you're having a beer, make it a better beer, jog in a can, a win in a tin, the athlete's choice, even class in a glass. Oh, do you reckon that threw them, Poop? That threw them. Do you reckon they were going, oh, wow, what's going on?
What is the wildest 'getting caught' story shared in this episode?
The world's ending. What's happening? We like to keep yous on your toes on Thursdays. Quinn might do it next week, because it's Trendsetter Thursday. That's what it is today. Trendsetter Thursday. Can you do it, Quinn? Yeah, I can do it. Give us your best crack from you doing me and Tom's part. Oh! This is your audition. Welcome back to another episode of the Alpha Bugs podcast. We are here to... Fucker, fucker.
Ah!
See, it's not that easy, is it? It's not that easy, Quinn. It's so hard. It's hard, boys. It's hard. Yeah, CTC, we love them. Oh, we do. We love them. And Knuckles, we love him too. He's a great guy.
He is. I've always said that too.
Yeah, I've always said it as well. Such a great guy. Go to thecountrycompanies.com to cop one of the Knuckles hats. Countrytruckercaps.com is where you go to design your own.
How does the Alpha Blokes community stay connected?
Anything. You can design anything you want on there. You can put whatever you want on a hat pretty well. Yeah, and I've seen that he's starting to get rid of the buttons, you know, on top. It used to be a thing that hats had to have buttons. You don't need them on there anymore. Headphones.
Oh, great for headphones.
You bump your head on something, that button doesn't drive through. The old headache button. Yeah, no headaches anymore with the knuckler. Use the code Alpha, yeah, Alphabucks, if you don't want to pay a full price. Yeah, you can have a discount. If you want. You don't have to. Don't have to, yeah. Are you allergic to saving money? Guess. You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I'll smell what you're stepping in, Quinn. All right. Ready?
Yeah.
Pressure off the press this morning.
Oh, here we go. Strap it, it's time again for Knuckles' proper true yarn.
Legends. Just Knuckles here calling his proper true yarn of the week out. Hope he's bounced back okay from the fucking weekend.
What is the significance of the upcoming Alpha Fest event?
Still going, still a fair bit on for me. Anyway, fellas, I was seeing you on television the other day. Television? When Trump went to fucking China, the old Chinese president, he held his hand... Like, they shook hands and he held his hand a bit longer. Like, he was staunching the cunt. You know? He did the same thing for, like, for the king, King Charles. Like, how do you feel about that? You know, like some cunt overholding, you know, the handshake to just try to staunch you, you know? You know? Have you ever done that thing, too, where... You get your middle finger, your root finger, then you tickle the inside of the hand, you know, during mid-handshake. Would you not be tempted just to give the cunt one of them little tickles and go, just to fucking, you know, maybe round them eyes of the fucking Prime Minister out or what, you know?
How would you feel about, you know, you're a global leader, Borrowdale.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are the highlights from last week's episode?
0:00–0:35
2
What lessons can we learn from Uncle Poo on agriculture?
0:35–1:45
3
What is the wildest 'getting caught' story shared in this episode?
1:45–2:33
4
How does the Alpha Blokes community stay connected?
2:33–3:25
5
What is the significance of the upcoming Alpha Fest event?
3:25–4:59
6
How do the hosts feel about the recent merch drop?
4:59–6:09
7
What funny anecdotes are shared about past experiences?
6:09–7:43
8
What advice do the hosts give about navigating social situations?
7:43–1:16:10