Big Shitty

Well, they grow from the back, don't they?

And, like, if it's bruised and you leave the pressure out, like if the pressure was under there for too long and it, like, I don't know –

But you would think, because they grow from the back, right?

Yeah, like the bleeding happens underneath, but I wonder if you can release that quick enough it still falls off.

Nails fall off when bruised because the trauma causes bleeding underneath the nail, and it's a subungual hematoma.

This blood pools, creating intense pressure that separates the nail plate from the underlying nail bed.

Separation weakens the attachment, leading to the nail loosening, eventually falling off weeks later.

Yeah, right.

Right, so let's try it.

If you get to it quick enough with a thing so it doesn't just sit high up, I wonder if you can save it from falling off.

Someone's going to have to hit their fucking thumb with a hammer.

Yeah, well, curious.

Curious.

We're going to have to.

Hit your nail, man.

We'll do both thumbs.

Yeah, curious, bring your fucking thumb over here.

No, he won't do his thumb.

Maybe his pinky.

Anyway, we'll get to it.