Bill Burr

Remember, I remember a long time ago, a guy used to say that he used to talk about how fucking hard his stomach was. And we used to believe it. And then years later they did a study going like, well, you know, when the fat's in there long enough, it starts to like, it starts to get like petrified. And I don't mean scared. I'm talking more like, uh, some dinosaur shit.

Remember, I remember a long time ago, a guy used to say that he used to talk about how fucking hard his stomach was. And we used to believe it. And then years later they did a study going like, well, you know, when the fat's in there long enough, it starts to like, it starts to get like petrified. And I don't mean scared. I'm talking more like, uh, some dinosaur shit.

Remember, I remember a long time ago, a guy used to say that he used to talk about how fucking hard his stomach was. And we used to believe it. And then years later they did a study going like, well, you know, when the fat's in there long enough, it starts to like, it starts to get like petrified. And I don't mean scared. I'm talking more like, uh, some dinosaur shit.

Um, so anyway, only got one show tonight, which is cool. And, uh, I've been playing a little bit of drums and some guitar. All right. So here is, here I am with my guitar. Um, I'm trying to learn one Angus Young guitar solo. So I'm trying to learn the solo from you shook me all night long.

Um, so anyway, only got one show tonight, which is cool. And, uh, I've been playing a little bit of drums and some guitar. All right. So here is, here I am with my guitar. Um, I'm trying to learn one Angus Young guitar solo. So I'm trying to learn the solo from you shook me all night long.

Um, so anyway, only got one show tonight, which is cool. And, uh, I've been playing a little bit of drums and some guitar. All right. So here is, here I am with my guitar. Um, I'm trying to learn one Angus Young guitar solo. So I'm trying to learn the solo from you shook me all night long.

And I'm hoping in learning that and trying to figure out what notes I'm actually playing rather than just doing like the tab thing or have some YouTube guy. I mean, I am watching a YouTube guy who's showing me how to do it, but like, I'm hoping that that's going to, uh, I don't know, open up something else, but, uh, It's a fucking... It's a hard instrument for me.

And I'm hoping in learning that and trying to figure out what notes I'm actually playing rather than just doing like the tab thing or have some YouTube guy. I mean, I am watching a YouTube guy who's showing me how to do it, but like, I'm hoping that that's going to, uh, I don't know, open up something else, but, uh, It's a fucking... It's a hard instrument for me.

And I'm hoping in learning that and trying to figure out what notes I'm actually playing rather than just doing like the tab thing or have some YouTube guy. I mean, I am watching a YouTube guy who's showing me how to do it, but like, I'm hoping that that's going to, uh, I don't know, open up something else, but, uh, It's a fucking... It's a hard instrument for me.

Drums just are like... I don't know. I just always related to them. I think because I came from playing sports, it just felt more like a physical thing, where guitar is just like... The intricacies of it and the... Vibrato and bending strings and... I don't know. And then just that confusing...

Drums just are like... I don't know. I just always related to them. I think because I came from playing sports, it just felt more like a physical thing, where guitar is just like... The intricacies of it and the... Vibrato and bending strings and... I don't know. And then just that confusing...

Drums just are like... I don't know. I just always related to them. I think because I came from playing sports, it just felt more like a physical thing, where guitar is just like... The intricacies of it and the... Vibrato and bending strings and... I don't know. And then just that confusing...

Like the guitar to me in my brain, what is that old accounting tool where they would have like those beans, you know, they call them bean counters, right? They would have like the beans on like almost like a clothing line where you would like dry clothes. I know you guys know what the fuck I'm talking about. I don't know what the hell it is.

Like the guitar to me in my brain, what is that old accounting tool where they would have like those beans, you know, they call them bean counters, right? They would have like the beans on like almost like a clothing line where you would like dry clothes. I know you guys know what the fuck I'm talking about. I don't know what the hell it is.

Like the guitar to me in my brain, what is that old accounting tool where they would have like those beans, you know, they call them bean counters, right? They would have like the beans on like almost like a clothing line where you would like dry clothes. I know you guys know what the fuck I'm talking about. I don't know what the hell it is.

And they would just sit there moving the beans around and you're looking at it going like, how the fuck does that make any sense? I always looked at the fretboard like that. You know, like even when you go to tune the guitar, you know, as you're going down, it's that fucking, you get to the G string, which always goes out of tune.

And they would just sit there moving the beans around and you're looking at it going like, how the fuck does that make any sense? I always looked at the fretboard like that. You know, like even when you go to tune the guitar, you know, as you're going down, it's that fucking, you get to the G string, which always goes out of tune.

And they would just sit there moving the beans around and you're looking at it going like, how the fuck does that make any sense? I always looked at the fretboard like that. You know, like even when you go to tune the guitar, you know, as you're going down, it's that fucking, you get to the G string, which always goes out of tune.

And then all of a sudden you're pressing down on the fourth fret to get a B. Everything else is the fifth fret, the whole way down, except for that. And then when, like, I don't know, when you're kind of moving up the neck of the guitar, like it's all the same, all the same, all the same. Then you get to like the B string or the G string. And then it's not your first finger, it's the middle finger.

And then all of a sudden you're pressing down on the fourth fret to get a B. Everything else is the fifth fret, the whole way down, except for that. And then when, like, I don't know, when you're kind of moving up the neck of the guitar, like it's all the same, all the same, all the same. Then you get to like the B string or the G string. And then it's not your first finger, it's the middle finger.