Bill Burr

I thought it would make her laugh, but she kind of turned around abruptly.

Southern people are fucking weird.

You know what I mean?

They're like super nice, but also not really offended by slavery.

You know, I can't figure you just never know where you stand by them or with them, I should say.

So anyway, yeah.

And I'm sitting there watching the Hurricanes going like, this is a solid fucking hockey team.

Their power play is amazing.

Their penalty kill is even better.

Right at the beginning of the game, one of my buddies that I went to the game with was going...

I was talking about one guy on the fucking Hurricanes going, dude, that guy has four shorthanded goals.

There's teams that don't have that.

And I found out they had the most shorthanded goals.

And I also found out they have the most points in the NHL.

So me being impressed with them was pretty silly.

I don't pay, I don't look at the standings.

I just watch my team.

That's all I do.

So, um, what's his face?

Pasta had some fucking, he had two amazing assists to, uh,