Bill Burr

geeky morgan geeky and i was thinking all right you know but you know we have to like we were playing catch up the whole goddamn game and anyways then the overtime comes we lose the draw we never get the puck back just did not get it back and um and that was it they scored about a minute and a half in we lose six to five still got a point

We still have like 94 points.

It's all right, man.

You can't complain about that compared to where the hell we were last year missing the goddamn playoffs.

So anyway, then you also have to love that like

You know, that kid on, whatever his fucking name is, on the Montreal Canadiens just scored his 50th goal.

America, America.

You got to love that all the best players in the NHL right now are from the fucking United States.

All the top players.

And even a fucking stupid Tim Hortons eating donut motherfucker Canadian.

You can't argue that.

Let's go around the league, all right?

We'll go...

We'll go fucking player for player, and I'll fucking match you, and my list will keep going, and yours is going to stop.

All right?

You guys got Conor McDavid.

Just kidding.

Just wanted to get some fucking Canadian people upset.

That's still my favorite thing I heard all year.

I love a Homer fucking announcer.