Bill Burr

And I cannot stand when fans get upset by that.

I fucking love it.

It's the funniest shit ever.

They're telling you something that is, that isn't.

Or they're trying to spin it in a positive way when you know they're full of shit.

You know that guy lost the fight.

And they go, you know, they just, what did they say the other night?

That Flyers one, Tanner Janot clearly beat the other guy.

And the guy tried to say it was a fucking draw or whatever.

Said, oh, they both got gas there at the end.

Oh, did they?

General had like four fucking right hands in a row to the guy's face, and then they were both gassed.

I fucking love that shit.

It's funny in sports.

It's not funny in politics.

That's why I don't watch the news and everything, because they'll fucking tell you...

You know, they'll tell you that a country is threatening you, is a threat to us when you clearly know it isn't just to get some fucking pedophile story off the front page.

They'll do stuff like that's not funny.

But watching a guy get punched in the face four fucking times and then the refs break it up and somebody be like, ah, they were both gassed there at the end.

Oh, heck of a toe save by Montembleau.