Bill Burr
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Remember, what the fuck was that movie where the guy was, was it Robert De Niro?
He was a gangster and then turned
Into a nice guy.
Analyze this.
Analyze this.
That was a motherfucker, that movie, huh?
Everybody likes a funny gangster.
Yeah, I agree.
I feel like, James, you were selling them weed in the suburbs and shit.
No, I didn't smoke weed until later in life.
Yeah?
I always stayed away from it.
Why?
Because this guy, when I was in fourth grade, came to our school and he told us what it was like to have emphysema.
And he goes, make a fist like this and try to breathe through it.
That's what happens if you smoke.
So I was just like, all right, I'm not fucking doing that.
I was the one kid like he connected with.
So I wouldn't smoke anything.
And but I, you know, I drank like a, you know, lunatic.