Bill Curtis

Thank you guys so much.

Take care.

Right now, panel, it is time for you to answer some questions about the week's news.

Shane Clavicular is the now famous looks-maxing influencer.

He's done everything to improve his appearance, up to and including smashing the bones in his face.

According to a report we saw this week, he had a very surprising fan.

Who was it?

That would be arguably even more surprising, but it's not Paula.

I would love any kind of Paula, please.

I will give you a hint.

We don't know if his son has inherited this enthusiasm along with the leadership of Iran's Revolutionary Council.

Actually, the old one.

Oh.

Yes, the now late supreme leader of Iran.

According to a website called Tehran Dispatch, which seems to offer otherwise very serious reports about things going on in Iran, the late Ayatollah watched 300 hours of content from online insane person clavicular.

This is very surprising because the Ayatollah wasn't even that hot.

According to one of the Ayatollah's associates familiar with the discovery, quote, there are aspects of a man's private life that are between him and God.

According to God, quote, please don't drag me into this.

Have you ever considered shaving the beard, maybe?

Yeah, a little bit.