Bill Curtis

Scientists who are studying the interstellar comet 3I Atlas, which is currently zooming through our solar system, have discovered that it is full of alcohol.

Finally, a comet that has the sense to bring a bottle of wine when it pops by.

Astronomers knew something was up when they saw it weaving all over the place on its way toward the sun.

But for a comet like this to really work, it has to be followed by another comet made up entirely of mixed nuts.

They went and had a sip.

No, it's like... I think it's just easy.

The birds are smoking, the comet is drinking.

Everybody's stressed.

Worry, yes.

According to a writer in The Guardian, to combat anxiety and stress, all we need to do is stop worrying at exactly 6.30 p.m.

and don't start worrying until the next morning.

Yeah, it's easy, because when 6.30 comes around, you just stop worrying, a thing you do willingly and have total control over.

Now, this advice came from a therapist who said he needed to have no worry time to give his brain a rest.

He admits it's not easy and it takes practice and you have to go gradually, right?

But after a couple of months of concentration and focus, he was able to get all the way to 645 without starting to whimper.

This is not... Here is your last limerick.

LAUGHTER

Friend, yes.

Researchers were stunned when they discovered that bull sharks have rich social lives and make friends.

They made this discovery after observing a shark take another shark to the airport.