Bill Curtis

Yeah.

According to new guidelines, experts suggest that people as young as 30 start taking drugs to lower blank.

Blood pressure?

No cholesterol on Sunday.

Sinners and one battle after another with the big winners at the 2026 Blank Awards.

Oscar.

Right.

This week, a passenger browsing the plush kangaroos at a Tasmanian airport was surprised to find blank.

A real kangaroo?

I don't know.

Oh, so close.

A real live possum.

The passenger says he was delighted when he caught the possum cuddled up among the stuffed animals at the airport and that the staff was equally excited when they caught the wild animal and got him safely out of the airport.

Meanwhile, the possum was like, damn, I'm never going to make my flight now.

Bill, Shane did well.

Did he do well enough to win?

Coming up, our panelists predict, now that his identity has been revealed, what will the artist Banksy do next?

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