Bill Maher

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1,290 appearances 3 recordings 1 series first heard Sep 2026 last heard yesterday

Bill Maher’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Real Time with Bill Maher · Ep. #743: Andrew Huberman, Jonathan Swan, James Kirchick · 26 Sep 2026 podcast

I hope you'll accept our invitation.

All right, time for New Rules.

Clickbait headline writers really must try and find the tiniest shred of dignity.

This month, one wrote about Taylor Swift's surprising family nickname, which turned out to be that her nieces call her Aunt Taylor.

You see the problem here?

To be surprising, something unexpected has to happen.

It's like a story, the shocking thing Taylor and Travis did on their wedding night.

And you click and find out they fucked and fell asleep.

New World, the competitors at the World Gurning Championships, where you're judged on your ability to contort your face into something grotesque, must be congratulated.

You gave it your all, but this year's winner is, once again, Madonna.

Uh, Neural, don't ask me to read your book.

I have to read books for work.

The last thing I want to do when I get home is sit down and dive into your 388 pages of self-published bullshit.

So when you ask, did you read my book yet?

The answer is always going to be the same.

No, I haven't had time, but my dog devoured it.

Uh, neural laughing cow cheese has to explain why the cow doesn't look happy anymore.

And what's with the message, we need to talk?

We need to talk?

Oh, no, Mommy, are you and Daddy fighting?

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