Bill Maher

Babies don't have cell phones.

Babies don't have cell phones.

Yeah, I know. Maybe I'm sure it's just that I'm from a different generation, but I can look on, I mean, I'm barely on these sites, but I must be on Instagram. I have it. And if I go on it, all it is, is dogs doing funny things. Because it must have been that the only thing I ever clicked on or watched was dogs doing funny things. So it was just an endless scroll. And I could... Watch it all day.

Yeah, I know. Maybe I'm sure it's just that I'm from a different generation, but I can look on, I mean, I'm barely on these sites, but I must be on Instagram. I have it. And if I go on it, all it is, is dogs doing funny things. Because it must have been that the only thing I ever clicked on or watched was dogs doing funny things. So it was just an endless scroll. And I could... Watch it all day.

Yeah, I know. Maybe I'm sure it's just that I'm from a different generation, but I can look on, I mean, I'm barely on these sites, but I must be on Instagram. I have it. And if I go on it, all it is, is dogs doing funny things. Because it must have been that the only thing I ever clicked on or watched was dogs doing funny things. So it was just an endless scroll. And I could... Watch it all day.

It's endlessly amusing. But I don't. But I say to myself, because I'm a sentient being after two minutes, well, that was great, but I do have a life to live. You mean that's beyond the ken of the younger generation? They can't just discipline themselves enough to do that?

It's endlessly amusing. But I don't. But I say to myself, because I'm a sentient being after two minutes, well, that was great, but I do have a life to live. You mean that's beyond the ken of the younger generation? They can't just discipline themselves enough to do that?

It's endlessly amusing. But I don't. But I say to myself, because I'm a sentient being after two minutes, well, that was great, but I do have a life to live. You mean that's beyond the ken of the younger generation? They can't just discipline themselves enough to do that?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yeah. I mean, that was one of the themes of my last stand-up special was that I really placed it back on parents. If you indulge your kids, if you kiss their ass so much when they're kids and tell them they're really just shorter adults and that their thoughts are just as valid as that of an adult.

Yeah. I mean, that was one of the themes of my last stand-up special was that I really placed it back on parents. If you indulge your kids, if you kiss their ass so much when they're kids and tell them they're really just shorter adults and that their thoughts are just as valid as that of an adult.

Yeah. I mean, that was one of the themes of my last stand-up special was that I really placed it back on parents. If you indulge your kids, if you kiss their ass so much when they're kids and tell them they're really just shorter adults and that their thoughts are just as valid as that of an adult.

I mentioned the time, or it actually wasn't the time, it would have never been a time, but I would often see my parents when I was a kid, discussing personal, not personal, but political events in the living room with their friends, the idea that I would have walked into that room and said, you know, I have some thoughts about Vietnam.

I mentioned the time, or it actually wasn't the time, it would have never been a time, but I would often see my parents when I was a kid, discussing personal, not personal, but political events in the living room with their friends, the idea that I would have walked into that room and said, you know, I have some thoughts about Vietnam.

I mentioned the time, or it actually wasn't the time, it would have never been a time, but I would often see my parents when I was a kid, discussing personal, not personal, but political events in the living room with their friends, the idea that I would have walked into that room and said, you know, I have some thoughts about Vietnam.

And yet I see, I've been to people's houses where their kids invite themselves into adult conversations and are not reprimanded for doing so. So if you bring up a child that way, and of course they're not, you know, the brain is not even fully developed. If you bring up a kid that way and then they start saying, you know, well, men can get pregnant and whatever the latest crazy thing is, you know,

And yet I see, I've been to people's houses where their kids invite themselves into adult conversations and are not reprimanded for doing so. So if you bring up a child that way, and of course they're not, you know, the brain is not even fully developed. If you bring up a kid that way and then they start saying, you know, well, men can get pregnant and whatever the latest crazy thing is, you know,

And yet I see, I've been to people's houses where their kids invite themselves into adult conversations and are not reprimanded for doing so. So if you bring up a child that way, and of course they're not, you know, the brain is not even fully developed. If you bring up a kid that way and then they start saying, you know, well, men can get pregnant and whatever the latest crazy thing is, you know,