Bill Nighy

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3,458 appearances 12 recordings 3 series first heard Dec 2025 last heard 4d ago

Bill Nighy’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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There was a girl years ago when my finger had just started to bend because I wasn't born like that.
It's a gradual bending of the little fingers over time.
And before it was really conspicuous, I had a crush on a girl at work and I didn't trouble her with it, obviously, but it was big and I was mad about it.
And I met her that evening at work.
And then the following morning in the corridor, she was walking by and I said, good morning.
And she said, if you ever try any of that shit with me again, I'm gonna fucking have you.
And I'm only cursing because she did, listeners.
And I didn't know what she was talking about, and she just stormed off.
And then about a month later, maybe I got a letter from her saying, Dear Bill, I'm so, so sorry, but when I was a schoolgirl in Leeds, that meant, do you want to go around the back of the bike shed?
And you think, oh, so I look like someone who might say or indicate that they want to take you around the back of the bike shed.
You know, I must have shaken her hand the night before.
And she thought that I was placing my pinky in her palm in order to send that message.
So I have to be really careful.
And it's dull because I have to spend the first eight minutes explaining my condition to people that I meet for the first time, which is not the greatest way to kickstart the conversation.
So I have a problem in that area.
But I kind of blazon it through a lot of the time now.
But I always have to say, if I shake a girl's hand...
I don't know about shaking girls' hands.
I think you should wait until they extend their hand.
I think that's the rule.
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