Billy Corben

You're a slightly advanced age, but with that comes experience and knowledge.

So I don't know if you've looked into it.

Have you seen, there's like a product that's catered towards the elderly folk, not that you're one of them, but maybe as you're getting closer to that, where if someone falls, their clothes kind of turn into like an airbag.

Yeah.

And then all of a sudden, it just opens up right before they hit the ground.

You should wear that.

And then that stops them from falling and hurting themselves.

I wonder if maybe players that are susceptible to concussions have considered having the airbag closed, where when they get hit, the airbag goes off and their head never hits the ground.

I can't find any proof, but I also can't find anything outside of artificial intelligence telling me that it's not the case.

So I'm going to try to find something detailing the fact that it's a myth.

That's not why they're a difference.

It's because they're underwater, so it seems bigger.

I understand.

Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold.

That's the rule.

Everything else is merely a suggestion.

Everything else?

Everything else.

Wearing clean underwear every day?

Well, that's just a personal decision.