Billy Gill

I don't know if you've heard that cliche about the greatest ability is availability, but it seems to be proving true.

Everybody's super nice, but I cannot.

Go for a swim?

What happened to you, Mike?

I mean, are you swept up in this angsty character you've chosen to play this last fortnight, at least, on behalf of the you and how you've been wronged or are in line to be wronged?

Is that where this comes from?

I wished you nothing.

I offered you my own childhood bed to sleep in last weekend, and this is your response is to attack my beloved homeland and the football.

Of course, I grew up going to Pitt Stadium on campus.

That's where it's at.

I don't understand where the notion – well, I do understand where it comes from, the idea, hey, we're sharing.

We're playing in an NFL stadium, and this then should –

should uh pique the interest of 18 year olds like oh i'm in an nfl stadium that means in four years if things break right i'll get to play in an nfl stadium it it holds no allure i don't think to the citizenry i don't think it has much appeal to the 18 year olds either the the on-campus stadium is where it's at ucla by the way as i'm sure you've heard is tracking to make the exact same mistake um and go to sofi but they're already in the rose bowl which isn't

all that close to UCLA.

Because they're not that good.

They were playing for a spot in the ACC championship game.

They were ranked against a top 15 team.

Like, what's the excuse?

That is not true.

Oh, yeah.