The Big Suey: Being Attacked In a Public Forum (feat. Dave Dameshek)
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What are the consequences of losing in fantasy football?
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How do mouthguards help with nighttime teeth grinding?
Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule.
Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
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Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.
I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys?
I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.
What are the rules for drinking Jägermeister?
This episode of the Dan Levitard Show is presented by DraftKings.
DraftKings, the crown is yours.
I was very happy to see that the Ravens extended the immortal Mark Andrews a few days ago. Three-year contract. I was legitimately shocked when I read his age, though. You guys want to take just a guess? Maybe you guys won't be shocked by this at how old Mark Andrews is because it seemed to me that he would be a lot older than he actually is.
Is he 29?
No, he's 30 years old, but I just thought he was Kelsey's age and Ertz's age and Gronkowski's age for some reason. He's the career leader in Baltimore in yards, in receptions, in touchdowns. It just seemed to me that he was older than 30, but I think it was the Nacho Libre mustache.
You always attributed a mustache to Mark Andrews that never existed. He always had a beard. Got the full scruff. Yeah, since playing in college with Baker.
You guys are telling me I did this. We've done this show. No, no, I didn't do this show. We did the Simone Fontecchio show where you guys said he didn't have a mustache, and I am just seeing magical mustaches everywhere. Maybe one brief November there was a time where I saw a mustache.
No, I know what you're doing. You're thinking Baltimore.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What are the consequences of losing in fantasy football?
0:00–1:04
2
How do mouthguards help with nighttime teeth grinding?
1:04–2:42
3
What are the rules for drinking Jägermeister?
2:42–9:00
4
What surprising fact is revealed about Mark Andrews' age?
9:00–21:55
5
What is the significance of the Ravens vs. Steelers rivalry?
21:55–34:29
6
What are the implications of the Tooth Fairy's financial decisions?
34:29–37:49
7
How does Lamar Jackson's performance affect his future?
37:49–44:44
Speakers
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