Blindboy

We all use spring onions.

No one wants that bit at the end with the haircut.

You can just get that and put it into a pot and it grows into a new spring onion.

Or another one, and I found this out yesterday.

Do you know the way you buy the basil in Duns or Aldi?

And you buy that fucking basil plant and you go, excellent, basil forever.

And then it dies after a week.

And you're like, what's going... I knew it was planned.

I knew it was deliberate.

But I found out the reason the basil plants die is it's not a basil plant.

It's like 20 basil plants in one pot.

And they just kill each other over competition.

So what you can do is get your Aldi basil plant, take them all out, and then put them into little pots.

And then you have forever basil.

I heard a good solution for blight in Ireland would be not to spray it, but to go to Peru, bring a fuckload of, because they have loads of potato varieties where it's indigenous.

Even the ones that we can't eat, because there's potatoes we can't eat.

And if you grow loads and loads of those, that can protect against blight.

Now, I know you're bringing loads of non-indigenous.

There's that.

But, you know, I always say to people too,